22 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE SEPTEMBER

Dykes To Watch Out For

LIODPO EN ON THE VERGE

WHILE RAFAEL AND STELLA RECHARGE JONI, D YOU MIND IF

: TURN THE RINGER OFF ON YOUR PHONE SOME TIMES IT WAKES STELLA

NO, GO AHEAD.

IF ANYONE CALLS, WELL HEAR THEM WHEN THE MACHINE Puns UP.

HOLHIL

15, 1992

SO. HAVE YOU HAD THE BIG COMING OUT TALK WITH YOUR FOLKS YET?

NO. I CAN'T TELL THEM WHEN CLARICE AND I ARE GETTING ALONG SO BADLY. I REALLY NEED HER TO BE THERE FOR ME WHEN THEY FUP OUT.

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME?

OH, I DON'T KNOW, GLORIA. MAYBE SHE FEELS JEALOUS OF HAVING TO SHARE ME WITH RAFFI

OR MAYBS

SHE'S JEALOUS

(IF YOU

ME?

WELL, WE DO SPEND

A LOT OF TIME 10 OTHER SHE MADE A COUPLE OF REMARKS

SO HAS ANA. SHE ACTUALLY ASKED ME if we wer

1945 BY ALISON BEUMDEL

SLEEPING TOGETHER? WHAT DO THEY THINK WE O ALL DAY 2 WITH TWO

TODDLERS, WE'RE LUCKY

14 WE MANAGE

LUNCH!

I KNOW.

IT'S KINDA

FUNNY.

UM... I WON'T SAY

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

REALLY?

OH, GOD! I'M SORRY! FORGET I

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT

IT TOO. I DON'T KNOW

OH, NO.

TONI, WE CAN'T!

I KNOW.

WE CAN'T.

SAID THAT!

WHY CLARICE DOESN'T TREAT YOU BETTER. YOU'RE SO SWEET AND SO BEAUTIFUL.

CUK

HI

WE CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, So LEAVE A MESSAGE BECEPTE

ANTONIA ESTA ES TU MADRE LAM

VERY UPSET I WAS JUST BABYSITTING AT YOUR COUNN CARMEN'S, AND FOUND A STRANGE LETTER YOU WROTE HER ABOUT RAFAEL AND YOUR YOUR FRIEND. YOU SAY You ARE UNA FAMILIA LESBIANA ¡1 AM SICK! ¡I CAN'T SPEAK TO YOU? CALL ME IMMEDIATAMENTE!

THE MOSTLY UNFabulous Social Life OF ETHAN GREEN... WAY BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, IF THE WERE NEVER ONE TO FALL IN LOVE ATHLETE WAS SMART, LET ALONE WITH CRUDE AN& OAFISH Sensitive.. ATHLETIC TYPES..

DUHHTET

BELCH

BELCHH FART FARHHT

YOUR SWOON WOUL& QUICKLY RIVAL SHOEMAKER-LEVY 9"IN

TO

INTENSITY. COMET

You had A FRIEND, GABE, ONE TIME HE INVITE YOU TO WHO WAS THIS GENIUS OF A SPEND THE WEEKENd UP AT his HOCKEY PLAYER. GRANDPARENTS" "CAMP"ALONG A PRETTY STRING OF LAKES.

ETHANWAKE UP GUY, WE'RE HERE...

HOMECOMING QUEEN.

NOW HERE YOU'D PROBABLY EXPECT TO ADMIT TO WANTON & PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING ON THE STONE FLOOR OF HIS GRANDMA'S KITCHEN OR ATOP THE BLEACHER! PLANKS OF THE FAMILY BOAT JETTY.

Obviously, HE

HAP & COOL CAR...",

ACTUALLY, ALL THE TWO OF You Did WAS Fish, drink beer, AND GO TO SLEEP EARLY.

ONE OF THE NIGHTS YOU SPENT THERE, YOU MUST'VE PASSED OUT ON TOP OF THE still made up bed. You KEPT VERY STILL AS GALE, HOPELESSLY STRAIGHT& COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED, Tucked & FLANNEL BLANKET UNDER YOUR chin.

Erry

LATER THAT YEAR

GABE & HIS GIRLFRIEND EVA BRAUN (OK OK, HER NAME WAS MELISSA and SHE WAS REALLY VERY NICE) WERE ELECTE & HOME COMING'S ROYAL COUPLE.

GIANTS

GIAN

MOU WERE JUST THE LITTLEST BIT UNGENEROUS ABOUT THE WHOLE EVENT.

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